COMMENTARY

• The line about there being six months free interest using a Best Buy card, so the customer should get all the accessories now, was true, and we were instructed to say it often.
• We were told to offer MSN internet access with every sale, and there was $200 off the purchase with a 2 year commitment. But I do not know if Bill Gates really poured a bunch of money into our stocks in return for our commitment; that is only what I was told by fellow employees.
• When I say managers stand around doing absolutely nothing, that is a bit of a lie, but it is not incredibly far from the truth. Most nights at that time managers would always be standing around in circles, chatting most of the night away. I do not see that near as much anymore. And there were times that I heard managers being paged to different areas of the store, and none of them would budge-- they had to finish their conversation first.
• I have no proof that 'Geoff' is the hairiest manager at the store, but that was a nickname that had been thrown around, and I did not make up the name "Wolfman."
• 'Stan Merced' is in fact not a snake, he is a homosapien. But, he does have a nickname of being "Stan the Snake," and I did not make up the nickname. It existed before I started working there, and it exists to this day.
• I don't know if 'Dick' really worked at K-Mart, but it was a rumor circulating the store. It is true that we did call him "K-Tard," and again, I did not make up that nickname.